A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb.

onde compro?

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Nao importa seu sucesso…quando voce ve uma lenda tocando, todos reverenciam!

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mbthecool:

I ship Nathan Fillion with stubble 

This is sin…..why so hot?

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Paul McCartney’s ‘My Valentine’ featuring Johnny Depp (x)

paul and johnny okay i’m dead

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~ Robert Downey Jr.“Marvel’s The Avengers” Press Conference, LA [13.04.2012]

Onde eu compro um desses? haahhaah

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  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
  • GRRM: You have two cows. You allow one to live, but injure it and make sure to kill the other one brutally right in front of it. You then allow your one remaining cow to suffer an arc of misery, displacement from its homeland, maiming, and rape, before finally killing it with greyscale.

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asongofwhatmakesyoubeautiful:

Kit and Richard in Brazil (x)

oh fuck you

Oh goddddddddddddd…..these beauties in the wonderful city……#DEAD

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fuckyeahcastle:

Castle 4X21 “Headhunters” Sneak Peek #3

PORRA… ela deixou o café na mesa….ELA DEIXOU O CAFÈ NA MESA….Fodeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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